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SQL Rally abstracts submitted

I've submitted two abstracts for the SQLRally.
If you're interested in learning PowerShell by example or want to hear how I automated our login provisioning and compliance reporting. Vote for my sessions.
It's a win-win situation in the PowerShell track for attendees no matter who you vote for.
Another great bunch of abstracts in the DBA track.
Get out and vote.

Opinion: SQL Rally Abstract Process

I'm really enjoying the process that the SQL Rally is using to select speakers.
I've submitted abstracts to several SQL Saturdays and the PASS Summit but this has been the most interesting process so far. What I really liked about the SQL Rally submission process:
Blind submissionTwo abstract limitCommunity votes for the final slate of speakers.The blind submission process eliminates being concerned about what others will do. Submit what you have, if it's worthy, it will be selected. If not, move on.      
The two abstract limit levels the playing field for less experienced speakers who haven't compiled as much content but have gained enough speaking experience at the local level to move up to the regional level.  I think this limit also has produced better abstracts.  I think the candidates spent more time sharpening their abstracts because they only had two chances to get a slot.
Finally, letting the PASS community vote was a great idea but stretching the voting out over…

NEVER CHANGE RESOLUTION BEFORE A PRESENTATION!

I had the honor of speaking at SQL Saturday #62 this past weekend in Tampa.
It's only the second time I've presented using my Windows 7 laptop and the first time I presented using the Presenter View in Powerpoint 2010.  We still run Windows XP at work so I don't use Windows 7 on a daily basis.  I arrived early to setup for my presentation, connected the projector and booted the laptop.  The laptop auto set the resolution to 800x600. I didn't like the setting so I increased the resolution to a higher level and started up the presentation and went into Presenter View.  Cue foreboding music...


By this time, the first attendees started rolling in.  I looked at the first few slides to check everything was OK and then went back to the first slide in the deck.  I started my presentation, got to the fourth slide on the deck and the picture was missing!  The next slide was blank!  WTF?  The slides looked good in the ribbon at the bottom of Presenter View but weren't rendering…

SQL PASS Summit Helium Talks

I've started listening to the PASS Summit DVD sessions during my commute.  By accident, I discovered that my Sansa Clip+ mp3 player has a playback speed option while listening to the Lightning Talks. 


Buck Woody, Brent Ozar, Adam Machanic are great speakers but the fun begins when you change the playback speed option to FAST. It really sounds like Helium has been introduced into the room. It's really entertaining, you can still understand the speakers and you get through the content quicker.


One final note, Michelle Ufford must have been talking REALLY fast.   




SQL Saturday #62

I'll be speaking at SQL Saturday #62 in Tampa, FL on January 15, 2011.


I'm presenting a session called "Why Learn PowerShell" because there was a request for a beginning PowerShell session.  Tons of speaker submissions for this SQL Saturday so the organizers gave most speakers one slot to give the maximum amount of people the chance to speak.  They are still trying to secure additional space to expand the schedule.

If you have any interest in learning PowerShell, I encourage you attend this session.  
I'll explain why it's worth learning and provide REAL WORLD examples that I use regularly.
To further convince you that SQL Saturday is worth your time consider the following:
The variety of topics is pretty amazing for a FREE event.Local, regional, and national speakers will present.Several 2010 PASS Summit presenters will speak.The Microsoft Scripting Guy and The Scripting Wife will be attendingA local Microsoft Certified Master will be presenting on the Parallel D…