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#sqlmovies

Yesterday's Twitter meme #sqlmovies was a lot of fun.

My entries and the movie they were derived from follow.

I, DBA is a play on the movie I, Robot.
The Hurt Blocker obviously from The Hurt Locker.
@WesBrownSQL's RT The Dead Locker was perfect.
Lost In SAN from Lost In Space.
And finally "what a query wants" from Amanda Byne's movie "what a girl wants"

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